Showing posts with label Sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sexy. Show all posts

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Quit is for Coward. Reboot and Build From Scratch!


CTRL-ALT-DELETE, "Reboot and start from scratch"

Assalamualaikum and good days everyone. Wow it's like waking up after having a long sleep.. Whoaaa.. *big yawn everybaddeehh.. Hmmm "sleeping beauty"? oppps courseee not.. I mean "sleeping beast" okay.. because I'm not that pretty to be classified as beauty. Haha. Handsome? naaahh.. Maybe "Manis"? I think? Haha.. like the saying goes "Hitam-hitam si tampuk manggis, makin hitam makin manis" *vomit. For those do not understand that saying.. please google translate it Malay-English.. Its free okay.. *rolling eyes.. 


Okay done with kicap kipas udang tagline.. Lets get into the topic. Some people might feel familiar with this idiom or proverb "To build from scratch".. But for a legit Malay like me it is such a new thing. From what i've known from my upper form teacher.. it means "to start a new thing or restart something from the beginning".. *Please correct me if  I was wrong about the meaning.


Life is like a wheel, sometimes we up and sometimes we down.. There are a lot of people who are happy to see we down and  only a few of people maybe one, two or less than ten.. who are with us when we are down or having harsh time in our life.. they are most likely to be our family or our true friend. Vice verse, there are many of people around us, who are in grief, unsatisfied or sigh when we succeed and only few of them who are truly happy with running tears when we become successful.. Who are there ? Of course our family. *Sooooo? What's the point brooo? 


Rethink. Our life isn't always bright as sunshine, sometimes its raining, sometimes its dark and sometimes its like a chipsmore or magic tricks, "now you see, then the next time you don't.. Full of mysteries and unexpected events. So what to do is always to be prepared. Everyday, we are facing the unexpected events, because of our limited capabilities on expecting the future, whether it is as the same as our expectation like something we like or don't.


The problem is when the unexpected event is something that we don't want it to be happened, something we hate, something we feel disastrous or something out of our plan. For example, we failed after fighting so hard in doing things we love. Business? Love? Profession? Study? This incident gives a great sadness and deep wound in our heart and in some cases it might cause phobia. In that time, to QUIT is something rational in our head because we have known its risks. For me it's not the best idea.


If we are doing something good or the things we love, to quit after failing is the weakest thought of the day because that is not the way dealing with life. If we quit, we are just running from a problem, a problem keep on haunting us until we solve it. Every time we failed, we got an advantage because we were already exposed to the risk and the fright of failing. In my 2 cents opinion, we just to "build it from scratch" again by analyzing and minimizing the risks, reorganizing plan, do some improvement on our weaknesses and search and fully utilized our strengths. Always act like you never experience the failing incident and try to achieve your goal as best as you can like your first attempt.


Last but not least. If we wanted to be successful, do everything you feel "rationally" good, keep a good relationship with your rigid supporters.. your family and best friends.. and for most Allah.. The mastermind behind every incidents. :) There are always chances as long as we alive. Gambatteee! Start everyday in our life, with new fresh spirits!

This is an open discussion i'm not saying that i'm right, this is just a snippet of my heart and brain. 
Please comments so that i know where is my mistake. :)


Enjoy this song! Okay this is not an adult or 18 SX commercial!
To be more exciting, If you have time do translate the lyrics in your mother's language. 
I like the lyrics and music so much, but not the clip! Though it is akin funny. :P
This song is for my chammak chalo too. Haha



Monday, 6 January 2014

Spectacles is Fishing Nerd!


 Sam sparks: which one is better? Nerd or Hot?

Assalamualaikum and good days, hmmm actually I shouldn't blogging today because tomorrow I've to face the WAR! Scary huh? What WAR? Is it for Palestine or Egypt? Perhaps.. I've guts.. but it is just a small war to be faced by a student. An Exam! Okayhhh.. not a big deal, though there are tones of theories and principles to be memorized.. Like the '3 Idiots' say.. "All is well".. which means sometimes, you have to lie your heart that everything is gonna be alright, so that the nerves cannot dominate you.. Nice right?


Lol, but the topic today isn't about the exam but it is akin of related to it, which is NERDDD.. Whoaa~ Scary? LOL..  People are too afraid to be labelled as NERDDD.. though the word cannot curse them to death. Butt.. oooppss.. but.. sometimes to be labelled as NERDY, can haunt somebody throughout his or her life. Okay to be clear, what is nerd? A guy or a girl wearing a spectacles, without hairstyle, holding many books.. n blaa blaa blaa.. 


Nobody can explained the correct terms of being NERD.. So it is just a blind perception by others and people have their rights to be what they want, unless it is something out of our rational mind. To see a girl with spectacles is such a stunning moment in my life because from my sight they are pretty enough. Besides, all girls already got their natural beauty without make ups. Just with a spectacles as an accessory, a little bit of face foundation and lip balm, give them an awesome looks! Lastly, lets the quote speaks "Simple is modesty and Modesty is a crown of beauty".. *Winking


Seriously I like to see girls with spectacles. They look simple and cute aite?? Hahaha.
Btw it is much better if they were with scarf.. :)




Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Jenis Awek Sexy Comel Tak Boleh Buat Bini

Huyyoooo, awek ni cik google yang cari, den tak bersalah.

Assalamualaikum semua, Di bulan yang Mulia ini aku memohon Maaf untuk entry ini, niatku hanya sekadar berkongsi. Haih apa nak jadi ni cubalah kasi bahan yang Ilmiah siket untuk dibaca, ini nak tambah dosa je lebih! Bukan apa hari ni aku nak kongsi siket je Bro and Minah-Minah sekalian. Sebab sekarang semua nak trend awek cun sexy comel PUiiii macam wonderpet, opps silap Wondergirls, Big Bang, Girls Generation, S.N.S.D, Kara, S.E.S, K-POP aiskrim Pop tapi akhirnya Gadis Melayu ataupun Amoi Bertudung dipilih untuk calon Isteri kerana yang ASLI itu lebih BERMUTUsamy. OK aku da start mengarut~


Jadi hari ini dengan dukacita Beta (sebab aku keturunan 5 Raja Bugis Bersaudara) ingin berkongsi tentang Tiga Jenis Awek Cun Yang Tak Sesuai untuk lelaki, abang-abang or jejaka-jejaka macho, handsome, kacak bergaya di luar sana untuk Dijadikan Suri Di Hati dan di Rumah atau lebih mudah Binikkkk. Cewahhhh! Ini cuma saranan sahaja. kalau mahu juga mampuih sama ko la. Haha.


1) Bersifat Bengis Ganas dan Beraksi Lucah di Halayak Ramai. Lihat Contoh Video Dibawah

 


2) Pengotor, walaupun mempunyai semangat yang jitu untuk merasai liku-liku kehidupan


3) Photomaniac! sehingga tidak sedar dapur di rumah tak pernah berasap sampai ke- Tua


PS: Sekadar Gurau Senda di Kasi Nampak Gusi
Kihkihkih

Friday, 17 February 2012

Tanpa Disedari Kita Hampiri Zina


Assalamualaikum semua, pabila disebut tentang zina ramai yang mengeji, mencaci.. Bahkan Allah juga mengeji perbuatan ini! Namun sedar atau tidak, begitu ramai juga yang telah terjerumus (berzina). Kenapa? Kerna lalai dan alpa dengan dunia dalam tidak sedar kita telah menghampiri Zina! Contoh perbuatan menghampiri zina?

  1. Lelaki dan wanita yang bukan mahram berdua-duan di sesuatu tempat
  2. Merenung wanita atau lelaki sehingga lahir keinginan untuk merapatinya
  3. Melihat gambar, filem lucah atau bahan yang boleh menaikkan syahwat,
  4. Seorang lelaki  mendekati seorang wanita, tanpa niat menjadikan isteri 
  5. Lelaki atau wanita menyentuh tangan / anggota badan yang bukan mahram,
  6. Pergi ke pesta / tempat yang menggalakkan pergaulan bebas lelaki wanita
  7. Perbualan antara lelaki dan wanita yang boleh menaikkan syahwat walau sekadar mendengar suara,

Firman Allah: 
"La Takrabuzzina Innahu Kaana Faahishatan Wasaa'asabila", 
Janganlah Menghampiri Zina! Sesungguhnya Ia Perbuatan Keji Dan Seburuk-Buruk Jalan.



Sesuatu permasalahan tidak akan selesai, jika tidak diperangi dari akar. Dalam hal ini, membanteras bibit permulaan zina seperti 7 contoh di atas adalah penting bagi menutup jalan penzinaan yang sebenar. Setiap individu mempunyai akal, dan lumrah akal adalah kebaikan, namun nafsu yang mengaburi kewarasan akal.


Hari ini khutbah jumaat di Masjid Ashabus Solihin begitu rancak membincang masalah penzinaan dalam kalangan remaja. Kes buang bayi, bunuh anak, pelacuran, rahsuah seks, anak luar nikah, seks bebas dan banyak lagi semuanya berkait rapat dengan penzinaan. Khatib berkongsi kerisauan akan bala' Allah yang bakal mengundang kita akibat penzinaan.


Peristiwa Tsunami meratakan Acheh dengan sekelip mata masih segah, 
Bila kita mengundang murka Allah, Kita juga menempah bala' Allah.. 
Kun fayakun! (Maka Jadi Jadilah)


Bagi yang pernah melakukan perkara yang terkutuk ini bertaubatlah, sesungguhnya selagi kita bernafas selagi itu pintu taubat masih terbuka. Bagi yang masih tidak mesyesal dan ingin hidup dalam kejahilan bertuhankan nafsu maka ingatlah akan janji balasan Allah.. 


Hukuman di dunia pada penzina rejam sampai mati bagi yang sudah bernikah, 100 kali sebatan bagi yang belum bernikah kerana ia menghapus nasab keturunan. Undang undang di Malaysia tiada hudud, terlepas di dunia tapi tidak di akhirat. Sesungguhnya di akhirat kelak Allah tidak akan menoleh pada wajah wajah penzina dan mereka dicampakkan dan dibakar di dalam api neraka.


P/s: 
Kalau dah tak tahan sangat kahwin, jalan halal ada, senang je yang buat leceh tu adat. 
Selamat dari dosa zina. Amacam akad nikah, cinta lepas kahwin?  ;p

Monday, 16 January 2012

Awek Tudung Cute Hot Dan Sexy!


Kalau rasa ragu-ragu nak tengok lebih baik jangan, jangan degil!
Tapi kalau dah degil sangat tengok je la..

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Tu la kan aku da cakap awek melayu tudung ni, sangat cute hot dan sexy..
Tapi dia ni belum akhil baligh, kalau korang yang dah baligh pakai cam gini..
Nak je aku sebat bontot korang dengan buluh.. wakaka :p



Nota Kaki Berkudis
[Entri Autopost]
Aku ada hutang perlu dibayar dengan Allah,
Jumaat pulang Insya'Allah.
Untuk balas komen kome,
Balas singgah kome,
Singgah lah hari-hari,
Penat awok buat entri,


Sunday, 15 January 2012

Isu Aurat Diperlekehkan Artis Melayu


Assalamualaikum.. Tentang video di atas apa pandangan anda? Bukan berniat untuk memalukan mana-mana pihak tetapi untuk memperlihatkan alasan typical Masyarakat Melayu Islam untuk mendedahkan aurat? Dikatakan artis itu icon, jadi tidak mustahil alasan yang mereka guna itu menjadi ikutan orang awam yang jahil tentang Islam. Apa kata yang bukan muslim tentang kesucian agama kita? Oleh sebab itu, saban hari Islam dipandang sinis dan diperlekehkan. 

Petikan alasan:

Aliza Zainuddin
"I masih muda dan aktik dalam dunia modelling, So I don't care that"
"Suami I tak marah apa-apa pon, dia kata dia tahu dia punya wife suatu masa nanti sama-sama akan berubah"


Tiz Zaqiah
"Seksi? wow nice!", "Just be yourselves"


Rebecca Nur Al-Islam
"Rebecca Nur Islam hanya nama yang diberikan oleh ayah saya En. Ahmad sejak saya dilahirkan"
"Kenapa saya nak menutup aurat sedang itu bukan saya?"
"Alhamdulillah, keluarga saya support saya?"



Keluarga support dedah aurat? Mudah sahaja mereka menjawab kan? Itulah yang akan terjadi bila hukum Allah tidak difahami dan hanya nafsu dan logik dipertuhankan. Di hujung tahun 2011, sibuk mengenai Anak Pontianak Zarina Annjoulie Lavocah yang bergambar separuh bogel di Majalah FHM Indonesia. 

Petikan Alasan 

Zarina Annjoulie Lavocah
"Terus terang saya tidak peduli apa yang orang cakap tentang diri saya"
"Jadi diri sendiri itu pegangan hidup saya" 
"Jika masyarakat bercerita buruk terpulang pada mereka kerana saya menanggung dosa"



Tetapi bukan semudah kata-kata walaupun dosa kau tanggung sendiri namun, kau mengajak orang lain berbuat dosa dan mendapat dosa. Ingat Aurat itu Hak Allah bukan Hak Individu. Bahkan lebih teruk lagi kau seorang muslim, secara terang terangan kau menghina dan mencemar Islam itu sendiri. Aku disini tak menghina namun berkongsi buat pedoman masyarakat. Sama-sama berdoa agar mereka dibukakan hati menerima hidayah Allah. Wanita diluar sana pilihlah contoh manusia yang baik buat bekalan akhirat.


Apa kata kita contohi seorang muslimah yang petah menegakkan suruhan Allah tentang tuntutan bertudung di facebook dengan hujah yang amat meyakinkan. Seriously ambil masa dan baca apa yang cuba disampaikan. Aku amat mencintai wanita-wanita seperti ini. Klik link dibawah------>






Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Organ Yang Tersexy Di Tubuh Wanita

 
 Ape hal plak itik ni posing kat entry aku?


Assalamulaikum, sejak kebelakangan ini aku sangat sibuk. Jadi maaflah kalau lambat singgah blog korang,  aku sedang hadapi final exam ni. huhu. Tapi untuk korang aku update jugak! Idea untuk hari ini agak lucah melalui tajuknya, dah itu sajo yang ado dalam kapla wotak, eden nak buek cam mano laie jang? *nampak sangat otak aku ni tak sesuci debu tanah untuk tayammum. HAHA. Hmm, lagi satu klu aku nak wat entry mesti lah datang dari hati kan, so entry ni tentang sesuatu yang aku suka, *baca balik title tu terang lagi di sportlight, mesti lah datang dari hati kan.. *ke nafsu?? HAHAHA *gelak evil :p



Isk3.. baby ni nakal sungguh, apa lah yang dia search kat internet tu!
Lain macam sukanya? haha


Okay lah mesti korang nak tahu bahagian mana yang aku suka kan? Mestilah..... te.... te... tete.. tete.. tettt...!!! *bunyi buzer apabila tekaan di minda anda salah! WAKAKA. Secara jujurnya, aku akan tertancap apabila melihat keindahan mata seorang wanita.. Hehe. *Hah korang ingat apa? :p Itu merupakan kriteria pertama untuk aku memandang seseorang wanita. Sekali sahaja ngap aku terpukau, aku boleh jatuh cinta. 


Sebab apa? Mata wanita menyingkap seribu maksud yang tersirat tentang diri seorang wanita itu. Matanya yang cantik *tanpa bertopengkan kanta lengkap itu juga melambangkan kecantikan dalaman seorang wanita. Bukan itu sahaja, melalui mata mereka juga aku mampu menyelami perasaan mereka. Jadi wanita-wanita di luar sana hati-hati pabila bertentang mata dengan saya. KAH.KAH.KAH. :)



Kecantikan hati seorang wanita, terpancar melalui sinar matanya.. Ini mata ori taw! Kalau anda bijak lasagna * lasagna? sudah tukar ka? boring pakai laksa.. na.. :p  Milik siapakah mata ini? hehe.


Friday, 9 December 2011

What Does A Man Really Afraid Of??


On the last tuesday, when I was on my way home from faculty..since I was listening to the radio, I had heard something that was hardly tickled my heart and made me loathed a big laugh. The DJ of ERA ask a question, what does a man really afraid of? So, My mind started to wondering a thing that I am really afraid till I couldn't sleep a night. Suddenly, the DJ answered, men didn't afraid of a fierce wife because they might had three more quotas, nor afraid of lion in the jungle because most of them in the city but they afraid and worried for having a bloated stomach!! haha. The answer slapped on my own face. Yea! I wasn't thinking that was the answer but till today I am totally agreed with the statement. (worried about my belly too.. :p).


Normally this symptom might not affect individuals of my age but it is commonly seen in men after marriages and women after pregnancy. Hurmm.. but Nowadays, it is getting weird because people of all ages are started to be affected, since a specky boy in standard 3 have a waist size of mine? huyyoo. Isn't it unbelievable? Poor of nutritional diets and lack of healthy lifestyle maybe the main causes of this right? Some say yes and some might say no. but normally yes lah.. haha. So today, I have some fast and effective ways to be shared with all of you on how to reduce the bloated belly.


DIETS 
Preferred food
*Whole wheat-bread (to replace rice we took daily)
*Fruits and salad ( preferred to eat before having a meal) 
*Dairy product, low fat milk(source of essential nutrients; rice not as main food)  
*Roasted beef or meat or steamed fish (less fat, steamed fish is advisable)
*All types of vegetables. ( oil free vegetables, steamed or half boiled )
* Plain water always the best choice. (Grease up your metabolism)
* Eat for at least 5 times a day with a small dishes of low carb 
in interval of 4 hours (boost up your metabolism)


Food to be avoided
*Reduce of taking rice and white bread (once a day) take wheat bread
*Reduce salt based seasoning 'ajinomoto' ( use pure table salt, at small quantity)
*High glucose and fructose drinks (Evaporated milk F&N, Canned drinks, Carbonated drinks)
*Avoid fatty and oily food (fast food, when cook use corn oil or olive oil only; no cholesterol)
*Avoid to bite more than you chew. (chew your food till it is really fine then you may swallow)
*Avoid gassy food, hot and acidic food (gas accumulation in stomach)


HEALTHY LIFESTYLES
Exercising 
( the most easiest step but always be neglected)
* Burn up double energies than only only having foods
* Walk for at least one hour a day (walk to offices by train or bus instead of using car) or
* Practice cardiovascular sports three times a week (jogging, swimming, and many more) or
* Or to have sexy abdomens here some exercise to can follow CLICK HERE!! 



Friday, 2 December 2011

Puisi: Gadis Melayu

Maaf ye Cik Rina, cik google kite yang curi pic ni.. ;p

Lama rasanya tak berpuisi, tak salahkan berpuisi.. Hehe. Disini kuterbitkan sebuat puisi yang kunukil suatu masa dahulu buat gadis-gadis melayu di luar sana. Ape? Tak suke?? Tak kire boboi nak kasi jugak.. cebab.. boboi cukew cangat kat gadis-gadis melayu bertudung n copan ni.. Muahh. Kah3! :p Tidak lupa juga kepada semua gadis yang bertudung dan memelihara agamanya! Tu lagi boboi cukeeeww.. :p


Puisi l GADIS MELAYU

Gadis melayu,
Indah rupa bak salju,
Lembut tingkah laku bak angin bayu,
Sekali terpandang terbit rindu,
Membuat mata ku merenung kuyu,

Oh! tersangatlah ayu,
Dibalik lilit-lilit selendangmu,
Melilit kemas menyisip urat rambutmu,
Terpancar seri wajahmu,

Bulat bola matamu,
Manis senyum bibirmu,
Tak perlu disolek-solek pipimu,
Tak perlu dicukur-cukur keningmu,
Walau tanpa gincu,
Tetap hatiku jadi layu,

Wahai sang gadis melayu,
Santunmu bak buluh perindu,
Lirikan manja mengusik kalbu,
Sopan kamu menggoda aku,

Bukan itu yang kuagungkan tetang kamu,
Kupandang kamu dari sudut hatiku,
Islam kau jaga tiap waktu,
Taat Allah dan Rasulmu,
Hormat akan ibu dan ayahmu,
Berbaik-baik sama sekelilingmu,
Akhlak terpelihara selalu,
Istiqomah kamu tanpa jemu,

Wahai Gadis Melayu,
Terpaut hatiku tak menentu,
Jantungku bagai dipalu-palu,
Inginku tegur terasa malu,
Terasa rendah pabila seiring denganmu,
Kerana mahalnya kamu itu,
Ibarat berlian dalam longgokkan permata palsu.

Yang Ikhlas,
Pelakar Bisikan Hati


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